How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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