I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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