you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
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My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
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you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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