Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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