Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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