is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
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I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
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My butt remains clenched, sir.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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