No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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