There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
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I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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