I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
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Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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