1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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