What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
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and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
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My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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