My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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