Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm so fucking centered right now
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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