We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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