PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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