: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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