1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
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shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
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I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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