I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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