I bet he comes in French.
Life is so much better after having sex.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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