Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
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I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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