You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
The adults are the big ones right?
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