last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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