I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
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Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
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His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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