I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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