I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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