Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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