discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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