i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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