He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
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She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
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"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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