You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
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