my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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