why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Randomize
