Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
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Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
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There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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