I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
the raccoons are back...
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