Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
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