She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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