i just wanna soil my oats bro
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
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What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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