I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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