she was so not down for the gang bang
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
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We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
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i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
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dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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