I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
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I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
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Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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