My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Be still, my beating vagina.
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stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
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Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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