Don't make out with my wife yet
I hope mine doesn't look like that
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Randomize
