where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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