Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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