god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
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