I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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