(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
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can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
You may now shotgun with the bride
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
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Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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