You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
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is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
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I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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