You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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