It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
my being single is dangerous.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
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