forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Terrible idea I love it
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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