I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
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