I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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