it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
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THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
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Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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