come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
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He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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