I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
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I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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