The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
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Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
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He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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